NICE GRANDPAS HAIR CUT:
Nice G-Pa: Griffin, feel my hair. Its fuzzy.
Griffin: No its not, there is no hair up there.
GOING POTTY:
Grif: Daddy, I used all the toilet paper.
Me: Why, did you poop? (lets just say he still needs help in this area)
Grif: No, I got wee-wee on my hands.
Me: Oh... Did you wash your hands?
Grif: No, I used toilet paper.
Me: Gross, go wash your hands.
PLAYING WITH MONSTER GRANDPA:
Grif: No monsters are down there (the basement).
Monster G-pa: Are you sure?
Grif: No.
Grif: When we were in the fort, did you fart? Cause we heard a fart when we were in the fort.
A PEPSI TRUCK DROVE BY:
Grif: I wonder if that truck is going to Monster Grandpa's house?
TRYING ON CLOTHES:
Me: Grif, your junk is hanging out of your under-roos.
Grif: I know, I like it that way.
Grif: Oh, my shorts are on backwards. The Steeler badge goes in the front.
They were Columbus Crew shorts. Celeste has some 'splainin to do.
LEARNING SPANISH (courtesy of Handy Manny):
Grif: Uno, Dos, Ques, Taco, Cinco, Ocho
4-years of high school Spanish and I'm certainly no expert, but I think he's just about fluent. I'm pretty sure he ordered "16 whats tacos". (1, 2, whats, taco, 5, 8)
MISC:
Me: Grif, is Leyton okay?
Grif: Yeah, he just has his pouty lips on.
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