Griffin got some exciting news at his swim class this past Friday. His instructor brought him over to Steph after class and asked if she was Griffin's mom. Steph couldn't catch herself from saying, "what did he do?" Turns out nothing, except be awesome! They have two level 2 preschool classes and there are two-three kids in each class that are far more advanced than the rest, so they want to make a level 3 class for these kids and combine the others into one level 2 class. I'm already having visions of a Mark Spitz/Michael Phelps combo (board shorts or one of those cool full body suit things, no speedo) with like 18 gold medals around his neck. Anything less and I'll be disappointed.
On a separate note, the pool Nazi was back in action yesterday. There were some pretty dark clouds hovering as swim lessons started and somebody spotted lighting. Out of the office she came, bull horn in hand (I'm not sure why she needs a bull horn to address the parents that she has quarantined in a 10x20 area).
Pool Nazi: We have spotted lighting. Everyone must get out of the pool, collect your things and disperse. Swimming lessons are canceled for the evening.
Me: Ah, the rare SPOTTED lighting. Much more deadly than your every day zig-zag variety.
Steph: (laughing) You are stupid.
Me: You are the one laughing.
You like the full body technical suit until you see a price tag and realize they are about $300 on the cheap end for last year's model. Then realize they last maybe 6-8 meets (just the actual events, they don't wear them for warm-ups!). You'll opt for the cheap, yet vastly more durable speedo brief. Trust me. And besides... no one can see their 8 pack abs and massive delts in a tech suit! (6 packs abs are for sissies).
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