Strange Conversations

As we are getting ready to leave:
Me: Grif. Put your shoes on.
Me: Put your shoes on!
Me: PUT YOUR SHOES ON!
Grif: I can't! My butt hurts!
What does that have to do with putting on his shoes?

In the morning:
Grif: Moooommmy! I'm ready to wake up! (yes, he stays in bed until we get him up still. It's awesome)
Steph walks to his room and opens the door to him laughing hysterically.
Grif: Did you hear that?
Steph: No, what?
Grif: I farted in the monitor. It was so loud!

In the car:
Grif:  I love Gus, but his breath STINKS!

Watching the dogs:
Grif: You know how he pees?  ....  With his leg up.
(Yes, our dog is male, but he still squats, so this apparently is a novelty for Grif)

At Home:
Steph:  If you only eat cheese, you are going to be constipated.
Grif:  Whats constipated?
Steph: Its when your poop is stuck.
Me: Yeah, and eventually you'll get all backed up and poop will come out your mouth.
Grif:  If I poop out my mouth, then mommy will have to wipe my mouth.


On the way back from vacation shortly after we stopped for breakfast at McD's (Grif got a sausage McGriddle)
Rustling in the back seat
Me(driving):  What does Leyton have?  Sounds like a bag over his head or something.  
Steph: He has Griffin's Mcgriddle.  How did he get that?
Grif: Hey!  Thats mine!  I set it on the cup holder!
Leyton ate about half of one of the buns.  He was quite pleased with himself.

Public Service Announcement:
The last several videos that I posted did not upload correctly and consequently nobody could view them.  (stupid youtube glitch....  definitely not user error....  well, maybe not... okay, okay, I mucked it all up!)  Anyhow, I "fixed the glitch", so hopefully all is well now.  Check out the last several posts for properly functioning video hilarity (yes that is a word and yes, I looked it up to verify).