Steph: I smell poop. Is Leyton poopy? Grif, will you check?
Grif: Sure! I'm the better smeller than everyone! Eew! It stinks! He needs a diaper change!
Leyton screaming in the back seat.
Steph: I know Leyton, you are hungry. We'll be home soon.
Grif: I'm not hungry, I'm drinky.
Watching UD Basketball:
Grif: Which team do you want to win? The blue or the yellow?
Steph: Dayton is in blue, so that is who we are rooting for.
Grif: Oh. Why is that guard playing? Was somebody bad?
Steph: Which guard? The blue or the yellow?
Grif: That guy in the stripey shirt.
For a second, I thought we had some kind of basketball savant... A four year old that already knows the positions and can point them out during a game. Keep putting money into that college fund.
In the bathroom at a Mexican restaurant(there was a fairly large man at the urinal):
Grif (loudly as we are exiting the stall to wash our hands): Why is that guy so big?
Me (trying to hush him): God makes people all different ways an it is not nice to point out peoples differences.
Grif (at least as loud as before): Well, he is a lot bigger than you dad. Why does God make people so big?
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