Strange Conversations

I've been compiling these for a while now:

Grif: Mommy, do you know where my finger is?
Steph: No, where is it? In your nose? If it is,that is gross. There are lots of germs in your nose. 
Grif: Not anymore, it's in my mouth. 

Grif: I'm going to Kate's birthday party later.
Uncle Jamie: Oh yeah? You going to get on the dance floor and hit on some chicks?
Grif to me: Hitting isn't nice is it?
Me: No it isn't Grif. Uncle Jamie is not nice to girls.

At nap time
Grif: Griffin is a boy. Dru is a boy. Daddy is a boy. Mommy is a girl. Leyton is a boy. Nate is a boy. Kate is a girl. Beans is a girl. 
Some people count sheep...  Griffin classifies gender.

After Steph told him to stop doing something:
Grif: I'll bite you with my extra tooth. It's sharp. 

At Tball Practice
Coach: Has anybody hit the ball off the tee before or had mom or dad pitch to them?
Griffin jumping up and down with his hand raised: I have! We have wii sports. 

Griffin to me: Do you wear your shirt to bed?
Me: Sometimes. 
Griffin has a contemplating look.
I found out the next day that Griffin discovered that Nate does not wear a shirt to bed. Apparently he was doing a poll.

Griffin: Can we go to the park today?
Me: Potentially.
Grif: What does that mean.
Me: It means maybe.
Grif: Is that Spanish?
Me: No. 
Grif: What if i spoke Spanish? 
Me: Then I wouldn't be able to understand you. 
Grif (very excited): Then I would have to do sign language! (and he starts doing all of Leyton's baby signs)

Grif: Look! Cannibal goose. (He meant Canadian goose)
Me to Steph: Ooh the rare cannibal goose, I think that is in the same family as venomous duck .